Same Sex Marriage: The Public Wedding Ceremony of two Nigerian Lesbians

Sometime ago a popular American TV woman Ellen DeGeneres  married another woman and the event was publicly celebrated and they signed marriage registers in the state where the gay marriage was accepted. The situation is becoming real in our own country as two Nigerian ladies in the middle belt region of the country have publicly decided to tie the nuptial knot regardless of anyone’s opinion. The ladies who say they are madly in love with each other made an elaborate public show of the event last weekend. Considering that the law does not yet permit gay marriage in Nigeria and no religious body has accepted to wed two persons of same sex, the brides simply gathered friends and a family to celebrate the union they both mutually agreed to have. The parents of the ladies were reported not to have attended the event but a close source revealed that one of the ladies had her mother, brother and one of her uncles present to witness what they regarded as end time madness. Attendants of the event could tell that the ladies were visibly happy with each other as they couldn’t stop hugging and smiling into each other’s eyes.

Nigerian man turns Monkey in American Zoo

A Nigerian in the US had been unable to secure a job and one day he found an ad reading “zoo worker wanted”. He walked in to indicate his interest and was invited for interview

Interviewer: are you available to work as a zoo worker?

Man: yes of course

Interviewer: … the nature of the job requires you to work inside the animal cage, your job is to be in a monkey costume and act like a monkey to entertain our visitors…. Can you do that?

Man: ...ehh, you mean my work is to play the monkey in the zoo?

Interviewer: yes, can you do that?

Man (since he had no choice)….o-k-a-y

Interviewer: can you resume immediately? If that’s okay with you

Man: ….e-h- okay

The Nigerian wears his monkey costume and resumes his schedule as the monkey in the zoo. That same day a boy came to the zoo with his mother and he saw the monkey in the zoo.

Boy: Mom, look, there’s now a monkey in the zoo! That’s really cool. But mom this monkey is not behaving like a real monkey, it’s not jumping and hopping and swinging like a real monkey does

The Monkey-man heard the boy’s nagging for a hopping, jumping and swinging monkey and decided to behave like a real monkey at least to save his job. While he was swinging and jumping he jumped over his own cage and landed inside the adjoining cage… and there was a tiger in that cage! The tiger in that cage stood up and started walking towards the monkey-man who screamed at the top of his voice for fear of being devoured by the fierce looking tiger that was making its way towards him. the tiger got very close to the monkey-man and to the monkey-man’s shock the tiger spoke and said…”Bros make you take am  easy dey jump up and down for here, this cage no strong o , you just dey come?”…

Two Nigerian Men undergo trans-gender surgery to become Women!!

Mr Dapo Adaralegbe, now Miss Stephanie Adaralegbe

Incredible! ridiculous!! unbelievable!!!... call it anything you want to. (She) was once a guy. He was born Dapo Adaralegbe, but he's now Stephanie Adaralegbe.

Dapo also known as "Dapo Sexy" was a popular homosexual law student back in the day in Obafemi Awolowo University but was expelled in 2001 because of his identity crisis. He moved to Spain where he is now living as a woman. Apparently she (he) even did A breast surgery to complete the transformation.

 

 

 

Then she (He) decided to turn into a white girl...Na wa oooo!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another Nigerian Man also changed his gender ...what can we say...with surgery all things seem possible...or what do you think?

 

Isn't it just amazing to know that this beautiful damsel above used to be a Man few years ago?

The Transformation is simply amazing, He did several surgeries  to ensure the complete transformation from a Man to not just a woman but a sexy woman.
 

 

 

Oh yes, She was formerly a Guy.....


 This 28 year old Miss Sahara contestant was born a man.  He was known as Oche and lived in Abuja for several years before moving to the UK about 7 years ago where she’s now living as a woman. While she was still a boy, she talked, walked,dressed and acted like a girl.

 She’s now a beauty queen, having participated in a few pageants. She (He) was 1st runner up at the 2011 Miss International Queen pageant.

Although a lot of Nigerians will criticize people like Oche and Dapo who are just a few out of the many Nigerians suffering from identity crises, probably because our culture frowns at their decision, but maybe with time Nigerians will learn to accept them or at least not rain insults on them

Mercy Johnson's Pregnancy bump

Checkout the video above and draw your conclusions!

Prince Odi Okojie’s Jnr is finally on the way.

Did I hear someone say hurray !

Osaze Odemwingie puts finishing touches for his June 2nd Wedding-Renovates his VGC Mansion

The 31-year-old  footballer, who is set to wed his British girlfriend on June 2nd in London, is currently in Nigeria to put to finishing touches to his wedding preparation. He just added to his list of properties a mansion in VGC Lekki along side a flashy mansions in Paris, France, another one on Fulham Road, London, a mini estate in Benin, a mansion in GRA Benin.

Uche Jombo's Wedding Photos

Photos from Uche Jombo's wedding are exclusive to WOW magazine and may not be seen until the next edition of the magazine. The editior of WOW Julie Odie who was the Maid of Honor of the Nolly Diva's wedding confirms that they are guarding the photos until it exclusive publication

Negotiation At the Gate of Hell

A man died and got to the gate of hell, the demon there told him that his life on earth had not been impressive at all but he could still make it to heaven if he agreed to go through some punishments. The man was glad that at least he’ll still have a chance to make it to heaven. The demon then directed him to join any of the queues ahead of him so that he would get his turn for punishment. There were queue representing each countries of the world

The man approached the first queue with heading “USA” where there were only five persons

Man: what are the punishments that I will go through before getting to heaven?

Demon: your body will be roasted in an electric bed, filled with sharp nails; a demon will torment you for one hour. After that you will be admitted to heaven.

Man: that is too much!!

He looks ahead and sees a very long queue and …

Man: which country has that long queue? 

Demon: ahh!! That is for Nigeria!

The man assumed that the punishment at that point must be lenient and moves over there and when he got there…

Man: what are the punishments that I will go through before getting to heaven?

Demon: your body will be roasted in an electric bed for one hour, filled with sharp nails, and a demon will torment you. After that you will be admitted to heaven.

Man: …but that is the same punishment with every other country I’ve asked

Demon: …well, you’re right, but it’s not exactly the same

Man: how do you mean?

Demon:…well, when your body will be roasted in electric bed, there may be power failure for most of the time, the contractor to deliver the sharp nails may not deliver the right quality of nails and the  demon to torment you is a government staff and may not show up to carry out the task. So in all you may eventually get little or no punishment at all, that is why the queue is this long!