One Lady and Two Suitors: Between the Soft drink seller and the Oil dealer

A man approached a lady to chat her up for a relationship that could possibly lead to marriage:

Man: hello Pretty, I've been admiring you, and can't get my eyes off you. Can we be friends?

Lady :...hmmm, well...by the way, what do you do for a living?
Man: I sell soft drinks

Lady(in rude response): Look here young man, If you need a relationship with someone of your class, I have several of such young ladies working for me, to be nice, I can give you one of their contacts if you are interested

Man: Never mind thanks
The man worked away rather embarrassed and deliberately dropped his call card as if it fell off accidentally. The lady picks it up and...
It turned out the man is the Director of Sales for the soft drink giant company Coca-Cola for both Europe and Asia region

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Another man approached same woman at another time and this time the women felt she had learnt her lessons

Man: Hello lovely lady, you are the most gorgeous emphasis on the divine creation of femininity. Please can you be my wife?

Lady: ....well, what do you do for a living
Man: I am into Oil
Lady (excited): ...If you are ready to see my parents that will be fine
Man gave the lady his call card...and guess what...the man just got sales job at a small palm oil shop within the neigborhood.
Lady( responds in exasperation): I thought you said you work in Oil company?
Man: yes na....palm oil no be oil, abeg o girl...oil na oil