Same Sex Marriage: The Public Wedding Ceremony of two Nigerian Lesbians

Sometime ago a popular American TV woman Ellen DeGeneres  married another woman and the event was publicly celebrated and they signed marriage registers in the state where the gay marriage was accepted. The situation is becoming real in our own country as two Nigerian ladies in the middle belt region of the country have publicly decided to tie the nuptial knot regardless of anyone’s opinion. The ladies who say they are madly in love with each other made an elaborate public show of the event last weekend. Considering that the law does not yet permit gay marriage in Nigeria and no religious body has accepted to wed two persons of same sex, the brides simply gathered friends and a family to celebrate the union they both mutually agreed to have. The parents of the ladies were reported not to have attended the event but a close source revealed that one of the ladies had her mother, brother and one of her uncles present to witness what they regarded as end time madness. Attendants of the event could tell that the ladies were visibly happy with each other as they couldn’t stop hugging and smiling into each other’s eyes.

Nigerian man turns Monkey in American Zoo

A Nigerian in the US had been unable to secure a job and one day he found an ad reading “zoo worker wanted”. He walked in to indicate his interest and was invited for interview

Interviewer: are you available to work as a zoo worker?

Man: yes of course

Interviewer: … the nature of the job requires you to work inside the animal cage, your job is to be in a monkey costume and act like a monkey to entertain our visitors…. Can you do that?

Man: ...ehh, you mean my work is to play the monkey in the zoo?

Interviewer: yes, can you do that?

Man (since he had no choice)….o-k-a-y

Interviewer: can you resume immediately? If that’s okay with you

Man: ….e-h- okay

The Nigerian wears his monkey costume and resumes his schedule as the monkey in the zoo. That same day a boy came to the zoo with his mother and he saw the monkey in the zoo.

Boy: Mom, look, there’s now a monkey in the zoo! That’s really cool. But mom this monkey is not behaving like a real monkey, it’s not jumping and hopping and swinging like a real monkey does

The Monkey-man heard the boy’s nagging for a hopping, jumping and swinging monkey and decided to behave like a real monkey at least to save his job. While he was swinging and jumping he jumped over his own cage and landed inside the adjoining cage… and there was a tiger in that cage! The tiger in that cage stood up and started walking towards the monkey-man who screamed at the top of his voice for fear of being devoured by the fierce looking tiger that was making its way towards him. the tiger got very close to the monkey-man and to the monkey-man’s shock the tiger spoke and said…”Bros make you take am  easy dey jump up and down for here, this cage no strong o , you just dey come?”…

Two Nigerian Men undergo trans-gender surgery to become Women!!

Mr Dapo Adaralegbe, now Miss Stephanie Adaralegbe

Incredible! ridiculous!! unbelievable!!!... call it anything you want to. (She) was once a guy. He was born Dapo Adaralegbe, but he's now Stephanie Adaralegbe.

Dapo also known as "Dapo Sexy" was a popular homosexual law student back in the day in Obafemi Awolowo University but was expelled in 2001 because of his identity crisis. He moved to Spain where he is now living as a woman. Apparently she (he) even did A breast surgery to complete the transformation.

 

 

 

Then she (He) decided to turn into a white girl...Na wa oooo!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another Nigerian Man also changed his gender ...what can we say...with surgery all things seem possible...or what do you think?

 

Isn't it just amazing to know that this beautiful damsel above used to be a Man few years ago?

The Transformation is simply amazing, He did several surgeries  to ensure the complete transformation from a Man to not just a woman but a sexy woman.
 

 

 

Oh yes, She was formerly a Guy.....


 This 28 year old Miss Sahara contestant was born a man.  He was known as Oche and lived in Abuja for several years before moving to the UK about 7 years ago where she’s now living as a woman. While she was still a boy, she talked, walked,dressed and acted like a girl.

 She’s now a beauty queen, having participated in a few pageants. She (He) was 1st runner up at the 2011 Miss International Queen pageant.

Although a lot of Nigerians will criticize people like Oche and Dapo who are just a few out of the many Nigerians suffering from identity crises, probably because our culture frowns at their decision, but maybe with time Nigerians will learn to accept them or at least not rain insults on them

Mercy Johnson's Pregnancy bump

Checkout the video above and draw your conclusions!

Prince Odi Okojie’s Jnr is finally on the way.

Did I hear someone say hurray !

Osaze Odemwingie puts finishing touches for his June 2nd Wedding-Renovates his VGC Mansion

The 31-year-old  footballer, who is set to wed his British girlfriend on June 2nd in London, is currently in Nigeria to put to finishing touches to his wedding preparation. He just added to his list of properties a mansion in VGC Lekki along side a flashy mansions in Paris, France, another one on Fulham Road, London, a mini estate in Benin, a mansion in GRA Benin.

Uche Jombo's Wedding Photos

Photos from Uche Jombo's wedding are exclusive to WOW magazine and may not be seen until the next edition of the magazine. The editior of WOW Julie Odie who was the Maid of Honor of the Nolly Diva's wedding confirms that they are guarding the photos until it exclusive publication

Negotiation At the Gate of Hell

A man died and got to the gate of hell, the demon there told him that his life on earth had not been impressive at all but he could still make it to heaven if he agreed to go through some punishments. The man was glad that at least he’ll still have a chance to make it to heaven. The demon then directed him to join any of the queues ahead of him so that he would get his turn for punishment. There were queue representing each countries of the world

The man approached the first queue with heading “USA” where there were only five persons

Man: what are the punishments that I will go through before getting to heaven?

Demon: your body will be roasted in an electric bed, filled with sharp nails; a demon will torment you for one hour. After that you will be admitted to heaven.

Man: that is too much!!

He looks ahead and sees a very long queue and …

Man: which country has that long queue? 

Demon: ahh!! That is for Nigeria!

The man assumed that the punishment at that point must be lenient and moves over there and when he got there…

Man: what are the punishments that I will go through before getting to heaven?

Demon: your body will be roasted in an electric bed for one hour, filled with sharp nails, and a demon will torment you. After that you will be admitted to heaven.

Man: …but that is the same punishment with every other country I’ve asked

Demon: …well, you’re right, but it’s not exactly the same

Man: how do you mean?

Demon:…well, when your body will be roasted in electric bed, there may be power failure for most of the time, the contractor to deliver the sharp nails may not deliver the right quality of nails and the  demon to torment you is a government staff and may not show up to carry out the task. So in all you may eventually get little or no punishment at all, that is why the queue is this long!

Facebook Owner Mark Zukerberg weds Priscilla Chan

Getting married was a smart business move as well as a personal milestone for Facebook chief Mark Zuckerberg, with the timing of the wedding, the day after the company's initial public offering, potentially proving particularly advantageous, California divorce lawyers said on Sunday.

Priscilla Chan and Zuckerberg live together in the modest house in Palo Alto, Calif., where they were married on Saturday. The couple met as undergraduates at Harvard University in 2004. Zuckerberg, now 28, dropped out of college to work on Facebook, while Chan, a pediatrician, stayed to earn her undergraduate degree in 2007.

Didier Drogba Parties With Rihanna after the Chelsea Championship Title Win on Saturday

The 34-year-old Ivorian was the hero against Bayern Munich on Saturday night after saving the Blues from the jaws of defeat by pulling his side level in the 88th minute with a bullet header past German keeper Manuel Neuer. 

He then stepped up to score the night's decisive penalty which secured Chelsea their first ever Champions League trophy.

It seems Good Girl Gone Bad Rihanna was impressed by the striker's star performance in the final after tweeting a blurred picture of the footballer, with the accompanying caption 'Guess who?'

She followed it up by posting another picture of her posing with the former Marseille man, writing: 'THEE DIDIER DROGBA #thereisaGod'

Earlier that day thousands of Chelsea fans lined the streets of west London to welcome Drogba and the Blues back following their triumphant victory in Germany.

Rihanna received her own hero's welcome later that evening as she performed hit single All Of The Lights with Jay Z and Kanye West at the O2.

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In what could be his final match with Chelsea, Didier Drogba proved to be Mr. Clutch and brought the London club their first Champions League victory in a game that went to a penalty shootout and included more twists than an M. Night Shyamalan movie.

But Drogba was far from the only key performer for Chelsea as they overcame a tumultuous season and
 criticism of their defensive style of play in the biggest way possible.

Playing Bayern Munich in Munich was always going to be a daunting challenge and the situation turned almost impossible when Bayern finally scored the match's first goal with a flukey bouncing header from Thomas Muller just seven minutes from full time after missing chance after chance despite Chelsea's defensive failings. Down 1-0 in the 83rd minute in a hostile stadium and with little offensive bite to speak of, Chelsea didn't wilt. Instead, they once again showed the resolve that led them past Benfica, Napoli and Barcelona in the previous rounds, came out of their defensive bunker and attacked with the necessary desperation.

One Lady and Two Suitors: Between the Soft drink seller and the Oil dealer

A man approached a lady to chat her up for a relationship that could possibly lead to marriage:

Man: hello Pretty, I've been admiring you, and can't get my eyes off you. Can we be friends?

Lady :...hmmm, well...by the way, what do you do for a living?
Man: I sell soft drinks

Lady(in rude response): Look here young man, If you need a relationship with someone of your class, I have several of such young ladies working for me, to be nice, I can give you one of their contacts if you are interested

Man: Never mind thanks
The man worked away rather embarrassed and deliberately dropped his call card as if it fell off accidentally. The lady picks it up and...
It turned out the man is the Director of Sales for the soft drink giant company Coca-Cola for both Europe and Asia region

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Another man approached same woman at another time and this time the women felt she had learnt her lessons

Man: Hello lovely lady, you are the most gorgeous emphasis on the divine creation of femininity. Please can you be my wife?

Lady: ....well, what do you do for a living
Man: I am into Oil
Lady (excited): ...If you are ready to see my parents that will be fine
Man gave the lady his call card...and guess what...the man just got sales job at a small palm oil shop within the neigborhood.
Lady( responds in exasperation): I thought you said you work in Oil company?
Man: yes na....palm oil no be oil, abeg o girl...oil na oil

Man set to Divorce his Wife for her weight reduction

A business man, living in Lagos complained that he is no longer comfortable with his wife, and it is affecting their marriage. He explained that his wife used to have plumped side and was one of the reasons he fell in love with her. She typified the traditional African woman, who has the curves in the right places. In his words:
“She didn’t add too much weight after our two children. At any rate, I wouldn’t have noticed, because I was really crazy about her shape. I also didn’t hide this from her.
When some of her friends were harping on slim, being the in thing now, I warned her not to follow the trend. And I assured her she wasn’t fat, but just right for an ideal woman.
Unfortunately, she seems not to believe me, because sometimes last year she enrolled in gym. She told me it was to maintain her figure. I grudgingly allowed her to continue, but warned her against being slim.
Now I can hardly recognize the woman I married, as she is now all bone. When I protested, she said it was the in thing among her friends. And that she doesn’t want to lose her husband. I reminded her that she doesn’t have problems with me on that score that I want her the way she was. The issue now is that I don’t want her anymore. I want her out of my life, because she is beginning to irritate me. I no longer derive pleasure in her company. 
Much as I love her, I am no longer happy with her and very hurt by the fact that she preferred what her friends’ husbands think than what I feel about her.
I don’t know what to do, because we had a very happy marriage. She knows I have never liked skinny women.
She has started to complain about my lack of interest in her, but there is no way I can ever be as close to her again in her present shape. I am really trying hard not to loathe her; because once I get to that point, there will be nothing more for me in the marriage.”